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Nerdy Guy's family is so nerdy that the mother's
cross-stitch samplers are all written in various computer languages (duh, what else would a nerdy parent write in their cross-stitch?) Here's the code that's in each sampler (
and if you're silly enough to think that all this code should actually be executable and correct, then draw your own darn comic with the correct code in it and I'll gladly link to it from here ;) ):
COBOL (/me shudders):
PERFORM 3
TIMES
DISPLAY "I
LOVE MY
HUBBY-
WUBBY WITH
ALL MY
HEART"
END-PERFORM.
Some Flavor of BASIC:
10 A$="LOVE"
20 B$="SON"
30 C$="NEW"
40 PRINT "I ";
A$;" MY ";
C$;" TINY ";
B$;"!!!"
50 GOTO 10
C/C++:
main() {
char buffer[120];
strftime(buffer,
120, "On %B %d,
%Y, my little
man starts his
schooling!n",
localtime(
906985800);
puts(buffer);
}
Ruby:
class BigEvent
def self.tell_all
p "My big man
got his first
little pimple
today!"
end
end
p Time.now.asctime
BigEvent.tell_all
Bonus points if you tell me the date and time of Nerdy Guy's first day of school. Their time zone is GMT - 4.
Nerdy Guy's house
Nerdy Guy is leading the group through his house, some sort of code is in the background in portraits
Dawn:The, um...Needlework on these... Um, samplers, is, uh.. Very well done...
Nerdy Guy:Yeah... My mom makes a new one with each big event in our family's life... Yeah...