Dawn:A chafed butt...the bane of my existence. We must eliminate that detested, uncomfortable sensation from your posterior--
A lightbulb (compact fluorescent) goes off over DAWN's head.
Dawn (to Tommy):And we'll use it as your final round of training!
Tommy (to Dawn):H...how is putting on new pants training?!?
Natosha (quietly):So is this an eco-friendly idea, Dawn?