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10/19/2009 09:00:00

SPX/Baltimore Comic-Con Comic - Page 4

And here's page 4! The final page comes next week!
Jennifer:We should start a business doing this --
There's a knock at the door. Dawn starts walking over.
Dawn:This kitchen is very convivial today...
Dawn opens the door to find Jimmy standing there.
Dawn:Fake whale cakes are quite an aphrodisiac, I guess...
Jennifer primps her hair.
Jennifer:Oooo, Jimmy's here...how stupendous...
Dawn (to Jimmy):Well, come on in! Don't be so xenophobic to my kitchen!
Jennifer:Aren't you being a hypocrite right now, Dawn? You're not exactly a big Jimmy fan...
Jimmy winks at Jennifer.
Dawn (to Jennifer):No, I'm not a Nerdy Guy fan, and those two are often together. Jimmy and Nerdy Guy are very disparate.
Dawn:And now it's time to precipitate the next phase...gentleman and lady, we need to steal a pony.
Jennifer (shocked):Steal?! Dawn, you're a wizard of evil!
Dawn acts out her plan.
Dawn:We go to the petting zoo right when it closes...sneak into the horse stalls and wait until the crespuscular hour...then we walk our cute little pony out to freedom!
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