Dawn's Dictionary Drama

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10/26/2009 09:00:00

SPX/Baltimore Comic-Con Comic - Page 5

And it's page five and we're done! New Dawn's Dictionary Drama comics coming in a week or two!
Jennifer (to Dawn):Well that's just splendid, Dawn...grand theft pony.
Dawn:Listen...my sister's gonna get all belligerent if I don't show up with a pony. She'll shave my head again. Or worse...
Jennifer pulls Jimmy closer and indicates deep thought.
Jennifer:Don't worry about it, Dawn. The hamster wheel in my brain is on full hamster.
Several hours later
Dawn is leading Olivia, who is blindfolded, around.
Dawn:This has been quite an allegorical day, Olivia.
Olivia:Fabulous. Now get this thing off of my eyes!
Dawn pulls the blindfold off.
Dawn:A pertinent request, for we are outside!
Olivia looks extremely shocked.
Olivia:...I...I'm flabbergasted...
Outside is a pony, five-tier ice cream whale cake, and a limo. The pony is Jennifer and Jimmy in a poorly-made horse costume. Nerdy Guy is by the melting cake, gagging on the pulpiness. Tommy and Natosha are holding up a cardboard cutout limo.
Jennifer (to Jimmy):I like being this close to you, Jimmy...you have the posture of a puma...
Tommy (to Natosha):This limo thing is so lame.
Natosha (to Tommy):Not as lame as that horse-dog costume thing.
The End
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