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03/15/2010 09:00:00

Jeremy Itzel - Dieing Hard

Guest comics time! First is by my friend Jeremy Itzel, who provided this bio: Jeremy Itzel lives and resides in Baltimore, MD with his fiancee. In his spare time, he makes little comic strips off of pictures on the internet. His early work, melange, can be found at http://jrock07.wordpress.com, and the Secret Lives of ABBA (his opus project) can be found at http://abbacomic.weebly.com
Int. Nakatomi Building
Hans Gruber is on the radio to Theo.
Hans (into radio):Theo, how're we doing?
Theo is cracking the vault.
Theo:I'm making progress, but I still don't have access.
Hans:Keep working. I don't care if you calve the encryption into slivers, I must have that password.
Theo:I'll get it done, Hans.
Hans:You will get it done soon for I am growing impatient. I did not conscript you out of "Evil Hacker School" for your good looks. It would be a shame to ruin that JCPenney sweater with....
Theo (interrupting):I got it.
Hans:I'll be right down.
Hans arrives at the vault.
Hans:This is incredible, Theo. What was Takagi's password?
A dialog box appears on the monitor.
Theo (off-camera):Irnically, it was "Warcraft."