Dawn's Dictionary Drama

Some Libertarian candidate for Congress gave me this word when I was at the Hamilton Street Fest. I really didn't want to go with the obvious use of that word, so you get this. Enjoy!

And now for a special announcement: If you stop by my table at either Baltimore Comic-Con (A89) or Small Press Expo (not sure yet, just look for the banner) and you give me a word and your email address, I will enter you into a special drawing, with the winner to be randomly chosen at the end of Small Press Expo on Sunday, probably an hour before close. The winner gets a free Duck Punching T-Shirt (up to $25 in cost + S&H, which covers most dark t-shirts), and you can even have the puncher (currently me) replaced with either a Dawn's Dictionary Drama character of your choice (start reading if you need to get yourself reacquainted) or with a cartoonified version of yourself, drawn by me (a $75 value just for a lousy word!). Even if you're not a programmer and don't know what a duck punch is, it's still cool 'cause that duck's getting what it deserves. So yeah, stop by and give me a word and your email to win a cool shirt! There isn't even any advertising on the shirt, so you don't even become a walking billboard or anything.